Saturday or Sunday Nights? Choose one…

So which night do you go out? Both Saturday and Sunday night? Maybe, but data and plain old logic suggests that on Saturday nights you’re more likely to get lucky.

According to this article published in May of 2012, Fridays are quickly becoming a night for sleep. This is because for many working stiffs as well as college students, it’s the first chance they’ve been given to get a full nights rest. But obviously people go out anyway. To what end? Well there is no substitute for an alcoholic beverage after a long week of irritating coworkers, office gossip, exams, boring classes, and whatever else.

However, after that refreshing drink and a few laughs, it’s probably in your best interest to hit the sack. Here’s why:

Web MD states in this article that lack of sleep makes you:

1. Accident prone

2. Stupid

3. Generally Unhealthy

4. Depressed

5. Sexually Inactive

6. Forgetful

7. Fat

8. Illogical

9. Older looking

10. Death prone (high mortality rates have been tied to sleep deprivation)

The implications of this are obvious. If you are looking to have a solid Saturday night fraught with drinking and fun times, then have the foresight to get some rest on Friday. It’s no surprise that statistics show Friday to be the least productive day of the week, so what better time to zonk out? We here at Project Bluebird suggest that America just get rid of this workday all together. Three day weekend! Yeah that’ll happen…

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Good Night!